pain & procrastination

Please put all electronic devices away, get out a piece of paper & a writing utensil, then as soon as you are all settled we shall begin. 

Any attempts at cheating will result in a swift swat across the back of your neck with a long stick, and if any talking takes place your work will be wrenched from your hands and thrown into the bonfire the TA is starting at the front of the class to block you from trying to make an early exit. 

Any questions?

You may begin. 

Is an un-earthly amount of work due tomorrow?

Can you feel the self loathing because it's entirely your fault it's uncompleted?

Is all of it of utmost importance to the rest of your life?

Are there not enough hours left in the day to complete it all?

Are you camped out in a study room littered with all your belongings?

Wait, is that Free Bird playing on your laptop?

What's that you're snacking on? Tortilla chips, Twizzlers, Dates, and Captain Crunch? 

Seriously. Captain Crunch, aren't you to old for that?

Hmm. Prognosis time. Lets run the scantron shall we?

 If you answered yes to all of the above questions that means:

a) IT MUST BE TIME FOR A BLOG POST

and 

b) You're clearly a really cool person. 

Really. You must be outstandingly awesome.

Well how bout' them apples- 

You can't argue with anything containing a preface that includes the removal of electronic devices. That's a sign of authenticity right there.

Sooo blog post it is. 

Annnd done.

YES that's really it. That's all I feel like writing so that's all I shall.

And no, I don't mind if you question my sanity.

Heck, I make sure to do it every day.

Though I'd rather not share the results. 

I've declared them inconclusive. 

Warmest of Regards,

Lauren