oh memaw...

My grandmother is a 90 year old woman whom has lived her life out on a farm in west TX.

She's opinionated. And loud. And hilarious.

One time we were at sonic and my brother, whom didn't know what an ocean water slush was (its just blue coconut) made a casual remark about wondering what it tasted like.

My grandmother: "WEll. I'd imagine It's be kinda salty."

We were in front of a Jimmy John's once, and in the window was a little sign that said "Free Smells."

My grandmother: "What the HELL is a free smell?"

And most recently, she broke her hip.

-Because she was taking a walk when a little dog started yipping at her, and she didn't like that. So she tried to take a swing at it with her cane and fell.

MEMAW.